Dear Diary (ACT 1)
Dear Diary... (Act 1 Scene 1)
Today was tense. Sampson and Gregory tried to start beef with my Montague boys, Abram and some other dude. I hate Tybalt. He's always starting things. My boy Romeo is depressed over a woman. I'm so disappointed in him. Either way, I'm on the Montague side. I don't really like the Capulets.
Dear Diary... (Act 1 Scene 2)
Today Paris tried to take Romeo's girl! He went straight to the father and referred to her as a sex object. Finally someone gets me! Juliet's father is a wimp and said that Paris should hang out with her first, and get her to like him. LOL
Dear Diary... (Act 1 Scene 3)
Juliet's mother also wants her to get married. She's like, "Oh just do it. You're a good age to be a bride". The nurse thinks he is perfect. Her mother told her that she was the same age when she gave birth to Juliet. Juliet still does not want to get married to Paris.
Dear Diary... (Act 1 Scene 4)
I spoke to Romeo for the first time in a while. We are getting ready to go to the Capulet's party, and he starts getting anxious and EVERYTHING. I told him to chill. Then he's bummed out AGAIN over ridiculous reasons (women). I reasoned with him and told him the reality.Dreamers are losers. Your dreams are sent by and old, selfish hag and they will never come true.
Dear Diary... (Act 1 Scene 5)
Uh-oh. Romeo just met another young woman! In a couple days he'll be running to me & crying about love. It's a vicious cycle. For me. If it all goes well with Juliet, maybe he can tap that later tonight. After all, that's what women are for. Someone just almost saw me writing in my journal. I'll have to put it away.
Dear Diary (ACT 2)
Dear Diary...(Act 2 scene 1)
While we were about to leave the party, Romeo caught the feels and ditched us to meet his "soul mate". I think this boy is totally gone. I wish he'd realize how unimportant women are. I got so heated that I started calling him names. There's no way to reason with him. He's fallen in love, or so he says.
Dear Diary... (Act 2 scene 2)
So, Romeo runs away and plans to get married already! It's only been like 2 hours since he he met her. He's crazy, this is unheard of in my family. What's gotten into him? The way he spoke to her was like they've been seeing each other since kindergarden. He's go to wake up from this dream.
Dear Diary... (Act 2 scene 3)
So determined that he's going to marry Juliet, Romeo runs over Friar Lawrence to ask if he can get married. The Friar doesn't think it's a good idea, but it's Romeo, so there's no such thing as logic or rationality. The Friar agrees to marry them only because he thinks it will end the families' feud.
Dear Diary... (Act 2 scene 4)
I've just met Benvolio. We also saw Romeo, that boy was shivering with excitement. He thought he could outwit me in a game of puns. Ha. what a fool. I lost anyways. Then a fat, ugly lady comes out of nowhere and tells Romeo where to meet for the marriage? No way she's leaving without getting roasted. That woman couldn't handle my amazing sex puns, and you could see it in her face.
Dear Diary... (Act 2 scene 5)
When the Nurse gets back to Juliet, her jealousy starts to show. She being stubborn when she has to deliver Romeo's message to Juliet. This is none of her business anyway. She should just go away and eat. The only way Juliet can marry Romeo is to go to the Friar. She lies about having permission to go.
Dear Diary... (Act 2 scene 6)
Well, Juliet meets the Friar and Romeo. Romeo is anxious and excited like a little boy as always. They get married, and walk out of the church. Nothing much else to say.
Dear Diary (ACT 3)
Dear Diary... (Act 3 scene 1)
So I died today. Yeah, I'm still talking, I know. Well, what happened was, Benvolio and I saw Tybalt. He initiated the fight by teasing, and finally stabbed me in the core. Benvolio, tried to protect me, shoutout to him. This is all because of two families, and a Woman. A WOMAN. I'm not the only one that dies. Romeo builds up a burning passion for Tybalt's death, and he finally cracks. He is now banished.
Dear Diary... (Act 3 scene 2)
Juliet is excited to get 'some' from Romeo tonight. Little does she know, he killed her cousin and has to now pay the price. She and the Nurse are not on the same page on who to mourn for. Juliet is sad she might not ever see Romeo again, but the nurse is upset over Tybalt. After all, he was her only friend, and now he's been slain by Juliet's lover.
Dear Diary... (Act 3 scene 3)
Romeo's starting to freak out after he killed Tybalt. After the prince said he was banished, he worried about not ever seeing Juliet again. He said he'd rather be dead than banished from Verona. What a silly boy. He doesn't realize that it'sgood that he's been banished, not killed. That's a plus. Juliet is alive, that's a plus.
Dear Diary... (Act 3 scene 4)
Paris, that rat. Again he asked Lord Capulet for Juliet's hand in marriage. Lord Capulet said that Thursday is a good day for the marriage. Then again, Capulet was very drunk, so it's unclear if anything he said was valid.
Dear Diary... (Act 3 scene 5)
Just as the sun was rising, Romeo slips away from Juliet's room. He's very slick. Just as he left, the whore that is Juliet's mother came in to tell her that she must marry that pretty boy, Paris. Her father started assaulting her when she refused. Poor little girl.
Dear Diary (Act 4)
Dear Diary... (Act 4 scenes1 + 2)
Friar Lawrence had gotten a visit from Paris. He claims that he has not tried to woo Juliet because of her cousin's recent death. he says love does not belong in that type of setting. When Juliet arrives, she's being very very salty to Paris. When he parts, she asks the Friar to help her so that she does not have to marry Paris. If not, she'd kill herself. Some kind of ultimatum? He responds with something along the lines of, "If you're willing to kill yourself, then you might as well try this potion that kills you and resurrects you so that Romeo can come rescue you." The plan is that Romeo will go and rescue Juliet when she wakes up. When she goes back home she tells her father that she will now obey him and marry Paris. Capulet gets excited and tells Paris the news.
Dear Diary... (Act 4 scenes 3 + 4)
Before the nurse and her mother leave, Juliet wishes her mother a super creepy farewell. At first when she goes to bed, she worries that the mixture will not work. She tells herself that if does not go as planned, she'll use the knife by her to kill herself. Next, she worries that the priest gave her a poison, but she believes he is an honest man, so that will not happen. NEXT, she worries that Romeo will not come rescue her in time, and this concerns her because she would be buried alive with her family's deceased corpses. Meanwhile, in the house, Capulet is the most excited. Early the next morning, he hears Paris's music and asks the nurse to help Juliet prepare for the wedding.
Dear Diary (Act 5)
Act 5 scene 1
Romeo hears death has taken Juliet
He doesn't know the whole story yet
Act 5 scene 2
Romeo goes tothe apothecary
He doesn't know it isn't necessary
Dear Diary... (Act 5 scene 3)
Romeo stops at nothing to go see the love of his life, Juliet. He killed Paris, just because he wouldn't leave the crypt. At the sight of his dead Juliet, Romeo kills himself. Juliet finally wakes, but to her dead husband. She then, kills herself also. A plague of two houses have made dead meat of their children.
